lock the absinthe and ether away |
"She never cooks, she doesn’t keep a clean house, she smokes and she drinks and she talks profanely! She’s the queen of the harpies!” And I cried and I was in the bath. |
What do people even do in a relationship if they’re not being funny together? Cracking each other up and congratulating yourselves on how much better than everyone else you are is the best part of being with someone.
GPOmy relationship with josh. i mean, we’re not dating obvi but this is ALL WE DO. we make each other laugh and then...
You wind up cheating because you’re drunk.